I recently built 3 new “Sack of Joy” features for the website NOSLO.com at the company I work for as a flash developer/animator (OLSON)… I built a number of them the previously which are also below. Send ’em to your friends and spread the joy, if you’re inclined:
Sack of Joy #12: The Dancing Peanut Apparition
An innocent sandwich was perhaps this nut’s tragedy, drown’d in tears and raspberry preserves. However, freed from the shell of this mortal coil, his addled spirit nevertheless finds ample cause for rejoicing. Behold his ectoplasmic dance of joy on the cobblestone pavement of yesteryear. Joyous NOSLO!
If only we could all kick the angry, spitting heads of our evil dopplegangers! Fortunately for you, we have constructed a surrogate; our flickering amusement aspires to serve you in this futile but somehow deeply satisfying exercise! Unleash your subconscious agressions upon the gentleman’s duplicate noggin, as if this head was the very one which lay neatly upon your own sinister double’s yawning neck stalk. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #14: Abraham Liquid’s Haberdasher
So charming, you’ll surely wish to melt down your last pennies. This steam-powered Lanterna Magica will amaze and astound you, as you behold nothing less than the realistic sensation of a man donning a tall hat. So real you can almost smell the perspiration on the beaverskin brim. Let not the hat-spoiling fish befuddle your efforts! May Our Mr. Liquid’s wavy head forever flow!
Please do note that this is no mere amusement; indeed, play through and come to know nothing less than the truth of your own character.
Joyous NOSLO!
Here are the Sacks of Joy I made for the previous NOSLO season:
Sack of Joy #1: Joyous NOSLO Song
Come spread the spirit and sacks of Joyous NOSLO, the holiday of the future, with this rousing NOSLO carol.
No one can resist the charms of The Soul Seal. Joyous NOSLO!
The flying feline of the frozen frontier. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #4: Come Take a Trip in My Airship
An animated plea for aerial romance from a more innocent era. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #5: The Mustache Game
Are you man enough (or facial-hair-challenged woman enough) to triumph over the challenges of the mustache game? Only one way to find out. Joyous NOSLO!
An animated fuzzball expresses affection in a manner congruous to his deeply damaged fur-lined psyche. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #7: In Space No One Can Hear You
An animated astronaut explores the aural possibilities of deep space exploration. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #8: The Magical Unicorn
Magic! Sparkles! Fancy! The delirious joy that can only be expressed through a unicorn and a rainbow, or through inhaling fumes of magic glitter glue in a confined space. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #9: The Fractal Weasel Tree
Traditions! No Joyous NOSLO holiday would be complete without summoning and chopping down a Fractal Weasel Tree. Joyous joy! Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #10: The Marshmallow-Loving Chihuahua Vs. The Teacup
Whether you lean towards oolong, jasmine or mint you’ll feel compelled beyond your own will to help this marshmallow-loving chihuahua defeat the sinister teacup. Joyous NOSLO!
Sack of Joy #11: The Little Blue Bird of Joy
Sometimes it takes a little blue bird to remind you that, in spite of life’s hardships, joy can be found regardless of circumstance. Joyous NOSLO!
