THE CARTOON CRYPT: Krazy Kat in the Moovin Pitchuhs

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A studio called Banana Park recently produced a short adapting some George Herriman’s Krazy Kat strips using 3d computer animation (they claim it even made an “Oscar nomination short list” whatever that means)… you can see a short, tiny sample of the results and some stills from it here.

While obviously these are talented and competent folks who are sincere in their efforts, this just looks hideous to me… and I don’t think it is really their fault. Some of their other work looks great. Krazy Kat just doesn’t translate well to film in my opinion, and she REALLY doesn’t translate well to 3D.

They didn’t have much more luck adapting the charm of Krazy Kat to the screen in 1916…

They’re all right cartoons, sure, but they really don’t hold a candle… hell, they don’t even hold a wet match… to Herriman’s masterpiece. This is for a number of reasons I think.

The most obvious reason is that Herriman didn’t have a clean style… his characters were rough and scratchy and different in different panels. This isn’t generally done in animation, and it is pretty unheard of in 3D animation, since you have a computer model that you are moving around in 3d space. Non-canned (i.e. automated squashing, stretching, twisting, etc.) alterations to the model take a lot of effort. The rough lines on the 3d model of Krazy Kat in the pictures above just seem ugly, a pathetic and ridiculous effort to capture the charm of Herriman’s scratchy drawings. I have the same complaint about the Krazy Kat toys I’ve seen come out in recent years. Krazy just looks totally wrong in 3D… she just wasn’t designed for this dimension. I mean, the Kat has been known to peer over the horizon line! What are they thinking?

Another less obvious reason is the way Herriman made the characters live on the page through drawing them the same size and often from the same angle repeatedly… this gives the strips an intimacy in a way that I don’t think can be translated in any other medium. This is a lot of what makes the characters seem like “little sprites” as Herriman poetically put it.

All these cartoons are mercifully silent, although I would guess the 3D one probably has sound that is not on the sample. I pity the voice talent trying to compete with how Herriman’s off-kilter and poetically accented dialogue reads in one’s head.

I could be wrong about all of this though… Walt Kelly’s Pogo would seem to be very hard to adapt for many of the same reasons, but I love the stop-motion animated “I Go Pogo” movie (I’ve never had the opportunity to see Chuck Jones’ “Pogo Birthday Special,” unfortunately). It’s not as good as the strip, certainly, but its as good of a film as you could hope to make out of the Pogo characters, and it is gorgeously animated. So maybe someone could do a good Krazy Kat cartoon someday. Seems like a damn waste of time to attempt it though, when your chances of doing something half as good as the source material are slim to none.

Going off on a tangent, I find it depressing that 3D animation is often considered inherently superior to 2D animation, as if the point of a cartoon was to be realistic. 3D can be charming in the hands of good animators, don’t get me wrong… I love all the Pixar movies. But there are two things that 3D computer animation will most likely almost always fail miserably at… extreme realism, and extreme, off-model cartooniness. Krazy Kat obviously falls into the latter category.

(Note: Ironically, I have many of the same gripes about my largely unsuccessful 3D homage to the Fleischer Brothers, Take Me Away From the River.)

THE CARTOON CRYPT: Betty Boop in Snow White (1933)

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Another one of the Fleischer Brothers’ best cartoons… this one is their (pre-Disney) version of Snow White. It doesn’t follow the Snow White story closely at all… not that the Disney one does either… but in this one the story is a largely ignored framework on which to build some cartoon craziness… sure, there are some dwarfs in there for about fifteen seconds, a witch and a magic mirror… there’s also a dragon with three duck heads on it’s head. The highlight is when Koko the Clown is transformed into an eerie spectre singing and dancing Cab Calloway’s St. James Infirmary… it may just be me, but besides being funny, I find this scene genuinely chilling as well… it makes the hair stand up on my neck. Stare in the face of your own mortality in the empty eyes of Koko the Clown…

Pyongyang by Guy Delisle

After reading Guy Delisle’s wonderful book Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea last week, running across this animation was quite amusing. It’s the cutest piece of animated propaganda for a militaristic totalitarian society you’re ever likely to see.

Don’t miss Pyongyang… it is Delisle’s story of a trip he took to North Korea on a gig supervising animation for a French studio. His experiences in Orwellian North Korea are bizarre, chilling, and frequently hilarious (a nice combination of effects). Delisle is an excellent cartoonist, with a keen eye for observation and a great sense of timing. Pyongyang is the first thing I’ve read by Delisle, and I’ll definitely be hunting down the rest of his works.

Bajrang Bali

Here’s the trailer for Bajrang Bali, a wonderful Bollywood movie telling the tales of Hanuman, the monkey god, from the Ramayana. As with most depictions of the glorious iconography of the Hindu religion, it is it colorful, wild, and utterly bizarre to my western eyes. The no-budget special effects are definitely part of the charm… it’s kind of like an alternate-reality Sid and Marty Krofft show, something like what would happen if HR Pufnstuf and Sigmund the sea monster were gods. You can buy it here on DVD for $10… and I think I got my copy even cheaper, so you may want to shop around. I highly recommend it.

Monster Road

I recently had the good fortune of seeing the movie Monster Road, and I’m looking forward to seeing it again. It’s a documentary about genius stop-motion animator Bruce Bickford (who is best known for animating some Frank Zappa videos) and his aging father. Bickford is an amazing, prolific and obscure artist, and the extensive excerpts from his work in the movie are mind-blowing. Besides all that, this is among the best crafted documentaries I’ve seen in my life (and I’ve watched a lot of documentaries)… it is profound, moving and inspiring. I hope it gets all the attention it deserves. The DVD is available for purchase on the Monster Road website, and is well worth the money. Here’s the trailer.

The I in the Triangle

Robert Anton Wilson’s Cosmic Meme-Orial (aka funeral) was on the 23rd of this month. He will be missed. Wilson has remained one of my favorite writers since I read The Illuminatus Trilogy almost 20 years ago… since then I read almost all of his books. He is simultaneously one of the funniest and most profound authors I’ve ever read… and he had more effect on how I view the world than any other author.

I was lucky enough to see his speak in Santa Cruz when I was briefly living there in 1990 or so… looking at the smattering of Wilson videos on YouTube, low and behold, there is the video from that very day. Watching through the 3 videos from the lecture I was amused to see myself in the audience at the end of the third video… it’s a weird thing to run into a video you’re in 17 years ago floating around on the internet.

I had actually recorded his lecture on audio tape when I was there, but the tape recorder had done a lousy job and it was unlistenable… I’m glad that someone else properly recorded it. It is some fun and fascinating listening. From what I’ve heard about the DaVinci code, fans of that will probably find this lecture of interest.

PART 2

PART 3

Here is Wilson’s old website.

Here are some essays by him at the Maybe Logic Academy, an online school he started.

More Wilson essays here, along with articles by authors who influenced him.

Here are a bunch of interviews with him at the Maybe Logic Academy.

Here’s the site for the movie Maybe Logic, a good documentary on Wilson.

Hopefully they froze Bob’s head for future thawing… I want him back.

THE CARTOON CRYPT: I Ain’t Got Nobody (1932) : Sing Along With The Mills Brothers

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I’m a big fan of Fleischer Studios cartoons and of Mills Brothers music… here are the two together.

The Mills Brothers were somewhat of a novelty act, since the only instrument they used in the 30’s was a guitar… the rest of the “instruments” were produced by their voices. The music would be just as enjoyable without knowing this, though.

If you dig the music of the Mills Brothers, check out this well-made and inexpensive collection of their best recordings from JSP Records. You may wanna check out the rest of the stuff in the JSP Records catalog too… as well as Proper Records. Those two publishers are putting an amazing quantity of wonderful old music into well-researched, inexpensive cd box set collections.